Winnipeg Sucks?

Yes. As Canoe.ca reported today; "For the eighth consecutive year, Winnipeg [Manitoba, Canada] sucks like no other city in the world.

Sucks Slurpees, that is. Winnipeg has defended the Slurpee capital crown it has worn since 2000.

'We don't really know why. Winnipeg is like no other Slurpee-consuming city in the world,' said Sonia Chau of 7-Eleven's Canadian headquarters in Vancouver. 'When it's minus-40 degrees, people in Winnipeg can be seen outside ... with a Slurpee in hand.'"

Still the Big Media continue their blackout of the Plus Ultra campaign to bring a Kwik-e-Mart to Winnipeg! Keep the pressure on the polititans they're starting to come around!! In the mean time Plus Ulta salutes Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr., Ph.D, a true Kwik-e-Mart Legend.

According to Wikipedia; "During the 1960s, while still living in India, Apu spent some time as a student of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, when he befriended Paul and Linda McCartney. Apu's friendship with the McCartneys resulted in him being dubbed by some (mainly himself) as The Fifth Beatle. They visited Apu in Springfield around the time he became naturalized. Apu is a U.S. citizen and holds a Ph.D. in computer science. He graduated first in his class of seven million at 'Caltech' — the Calcutta Institute of Technology — going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology."

Here are a few videos of The Man in action!

Buck Fush!! Say No to War!!

"At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. Oh! had I the ability, and could I reach the nation's ear, I would today pour out a fiery stream of biting ridicule, blasting reproach, withering sarcasm, and stern rebuke."
-Frederick Douglass, July 4, 1852

Recently declassified documents from the Plus Ultra Embassy reveal imperialist wars for oil and geo-political power are wrong! Here are a few music videos to help us make our point.

Update on Kwik e Mart in Winnipeg

In My Last Post titled,
kwik e mart, 7 11, 7 Eleven,Quickie Mart,Simpson's 711
I did not know the Canadian location for the 7-11 converted into a "Simpson's style" Kwik E Mart . I have just found out it is in British Columbia. (Coquitlam location is at 1198 Landsdowne in Coquitlam, BC.)

This is an outrage!



Winnipeg, Manitoba should have a
Kwik E Mart.

Please read the previous article as to why we deserve a Kwik E Mart in Winnipeg more than anywhere else in the world.

or watch when Flanders and Homer came to Winnipeg




WINNIPEGGERS UNITE AND LEAVE A COMMENT HERE,
Email this post to other winnipeggers and hopefully we will generate a big enough buzz to get the attention of 7-11 to give us WHAT WE DESERVE,


A Squishie at winnipeg's kwik E Mart and a HOLIDAY in SPRINGFIELD!

kwik e mart, 7 11, 7 Eleven,Quickie Mart,Simpson's 711

A convenience store by any other name. We Deserve a kwik E mart in Winnipeg!
It has just gotten easier to visit Springfield, Home of the Simpsons. Ever wanted to try a Buzz Cola, Krusty-O's cereal, or a Squishie? Now you can! 7-11 has converted several of its stores into Kwik-E-Marts, the fictional convenience store run by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon..

Eleven 7-11 stores across the U-S and one in Canada have been converted as a clever promotional campaign between 7-11 and the upcoming "The Simpsons Movie",(arrives in theaters on July 27th.)

Unfortunately at 7-eleven.com/ I was unable to find the Canadian Location. Here are the American ones:

	Burbank, CA
		Chicago, IL
		Dallas, TX
		Denver, CO
		Lake Buena Vista, FL/Orlando, FL
		Las Vegas, NV/Henderson, NV
		Los Angeles, CA
		New York City, NY
		San Francisco, CA/Mountain View, CA
		Seattle, WA
		Washington, DC/Bladensburg, MD

Canadians purchase an average of 30 million drinks per year.
I Live in Winnipeg, Manitoba, and we were crowned the Slurpee Capital of the world for the sixth time in a row. In Manitoba, 7-Eleven stores across the province sell an average of 8,330 slurpee drinks per month. The rest of Canada sells an average of 5,990, which makes Manitobans the world leader of Slurpee Sales. I think we deserve a Kwik E Mart here in Winnipeg, after all Homer Simpson was born here! Maybe not, but according to Wikipedia, On May 30, 2003, Homer was made an honorary citizen of Winnipeg, Canada. This was to recognize the fact that Matt Groening's father — Homer Groening — was likely from the Manitoba capital.^[34]

If the conversion does not happen here in Winnipeg call your local M.L.A. and demand one. The remaining 7-11 stores will also sell Simpsons items, including the cola, cereal, and frozen treat mentioned above.
They will also sell Pink donuts, but no Duff Beer.