Monday, August 13, 2007

Dumpster Lovin'

According to illegitimate sources very close to plusultra, a new sport is taking over the nation's Garbage Bins. It is called Dumpster Lovin'.

What is Dumpster Lovin?

Just what it sounds like. A very romantic night with Oscar the Grouch. If you are lucky enough to have a giving partner, He/she will have successfully dumpster dived a nutritious bag of 3 day old squished donuts and coconut milk for a candlelit dinner in the back alley of the quickie mart followed by minutes of erotic pleasure in a very comfortable dumpster that is covered in lettuce.

I am sure their is a "dirty sex" joke in their somewhere.

Unfortunately the activity is not receiving much political backing and has even been banned in many cities. (See picture of CAUTION sign)

Do you think people have the God given right to make love in or actually directly to dumpsters?

I do and I personally think it should eventually be an Olympic sport.

What are your thoughts on the matter? Please leave a comment below.

1 comment:

d. chedwick bryant said...

it might be a more comfy and warm place to sleep in winter than the sidewalks of new york. Sadly, i am a clean freak and would imagine all sorts of imaginary crawlies and bad things.