Today is Thursday the Two Headed Turtle Day on Blog Plus Ultra

Coincidentally, it is also take your two headed turtle to work day today!


Two headed turtles are far less rare than Albino Rastafarian ratfish, but rare enough to warrant a special day here on my blog. That is why I would like all of you out there to share with us your favorite two headed turtle stories.

Tonites top ten 2 Headed Turtles are:


These are actual pictures of two headed turtles.

TURTLES TURTLES RA RA RA TURTLES TURTLES HA HA HA MMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE TURTLES

Albino Rastafarian Ratfish

Today here at Blog Plus Ultra we have discovered a very unusual creature indeed!

The world's only known Albino Rastafarian Ratfish.

You would expect most Ratfish to be heavy ganga smokers, But students at Plusultra University say this particular Albino Ratfish known simply as "Whitey" is more chronic than Snoop DoGG and this years award winning toker at the Cannabis Cup held in Amsterdam.

Scientists have yet to make a link between the extremely rare pigmentation of "Whitey" (1 in 7 Million) and the Ratfishes incredible tolerance to T.H.C.(1 in 7 Billion)

Dumpster Lovin'

According to illegitimate sources very close to plusultra, a new sport is taking over the nation's Garbage Bins. It is called Dumpster Lovin'.

What is Dumpster Lovin?

Just what it sounds like. A very romantic night with Oscar the Grouch. If you are lucky enough to have a giving partner, He/she will have successfully dumpster dived a nutritious bag of 3 day old squished donuts and coconut milk for a candlelit dinner in the back alley of the quickie mart followed by minutes of erotic pleasure in a very comfortable dumpster that is covered in lettuce.

I am sure their is a "dirty sex" joke in their somewhere.



Unfortunately the activity is not receiving much political backing and has even been banned in many cities. (See picture of CAUTION sign)

Do you think people have the God given right to make love in or actually directly to dumpsters?

I do and I personally think it should eventually be an Olympic sport.







What are your thoughts on the matter? Please leave a comment below.

This blog post could fry an egg

I am hot. The sweat is dripping. My air conditioner is broke. I may be going mad. Is this heat stroke? I can't remember this kind of weather here in Winnipeg. It is 38 degrees or something like that. Jungle, tropical, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada? The globe it is a warming. The globe is getting hot. Read between the lines because the heat could happen to you too.

What time will it be when the shit hits the fan? Is it the Green house or the runaway green house effect that is making everything sticky? When is Bush going to blow up Iran. I hear he is now at the arming Saudi Arabia part of his plan. I love the way he walks. I love the way he talks. George you are a puppet of a man with a wooden nose that always grows and everybody knows which way the wind blows.

Where did all the dinosaurs go? About forty million years ago. Why are we burning their remains? Fossil fuels to fly our planes. Have a drink or three or seven, join N.A.S.A. and fly to heaven. What to do when the weather is on fire? Go insane and call Bush a liar. Rapidly reach a fever pitch, sit around just in my gitch and bitch about that annoying itch. Scratch the surface of paranoia, switch from meat to eating soya. Plant a tree of marijuana, watch it grow in this sauna, take a toke, make a joke, melt away, enjoy today, because it will be this hot again tomorrow.

Help me!

I was cleaning behind the fridge today and look what I found! I was a bit afraid at first but after smoking a joint I feel better now.















Have you ever found anything strange when cleaning behind your fridge?

Pot Heads

Y DEW EYE RIGHT SEW PUN KNEE?

Because I am Plusultra.

I have always been "A HEAD" in my times.