Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I may never be a master debator but...

When I was a young boy we were so poor that if it hadn't of been for the fact that I was a young boy, I would have had nothing to play with at all.

I have recently discovered that there are many porn sites on the internet.

I never used to visit these sites because they cost money or you had to download questionable files that made your computer sick with symptoms similar to syphilis.

But now, with streaming video and web 2.0 the porn industry is as accessible as any other video powered by a large user community such as youtube. Actually the site Pornotube is an obvious copycat of the video file sharing site youtube with most of the same features including a search engine, video ratings, click and paste code for embedding videos on your site etc...(Don't expect to see any adult videos on my site) but here are a few links to free sites


The only obstacle I currently face with being able to watch any of my wildest sexual fantasies on the computer is my girlfriend. She always catches me somehow, even when I delete my browsing history! I think she has E.S.P.

I try to explain to her that watching porn is a good use of my time, but she disagrees. What do you think?


d. chedwick bryant said...

It isnt the kind of ESP you think it is--while you are viewing porn you are thinking, worrying, Hope GIRLFRIEND doesn't catch me...She is in the other room but picks up on The GIRLFRIEND part and comes to see what you want.

It's the same principle as the kids barging in on the parents when they want some special time in the afternoon. The kids "hear" the parents "thinking about them" they don't know the whole thought is "I hope that annoying kid David doesn't start pounding on the door asking for grilled cheese!" all the kid picks up on is "David" and he decided to see whats up with mom and pop.

ESP is mysterious, but it is all kind of floaty and foggy--she doesn't really know what you're up to.

Tip: Always fac the door with your computer, that way you see her coming, and she can't glimpse the screen from afar and see you looking at Hot Huge Babes or whatever.

d. chedwick bryant said...

that Fac was meant to be Face.

Brian in Mpls said...

I had the same problem with my old girlfriend and she told me she always knew when I had been because I had less of a sex drive and wasn't as aggressive in getting it on as I was on days I wasn't knelt over a towel looking at porn.

I don't think it is a bad thing though and can be used to stimulate creativity and as a group thing plus I think it is just hard wired into guys to want to look at naked women.

juLai said...

Hi Plusultra,good day.
I agree with your gf that watching porn is not a good use of your time.Sorry but no offense meant,It's just my opinion.Hope you'll still visit my blog after reading this comment,hehehe.

Have a nice day there.

John said...

Tell your girlfriend that you are doing research to better pleasure her.