Sunday, May 27, 2007

Top Ten Places I Do Not Want To Be

10. Iraq
9. Featured on America's Most Wanted
8. Naked in an amateur porn video on your hard drive
7. Giving Birth In a Wal-Mart Washroom
6. At a gay activist's parade in Moscow
5. Inside the brain of George W. Bush
4. In the shoes of Conrad Black
3. At work
2. In the doldrums
1. Anywhere Sober

Where do you not want to be?


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skip sievert said...

Losing my balance and falling off a cliff.

Carrying a grocery bag that is to heavy and might break.

d. chedwick bryant said...

I don't want to be on Mars or any other planet.

dont wanna be in line at the post office

don't wanna be in a factory or a mine

don't want to be at a boring party where I have to stay--like a business party. sooner or later I will say/do something bad.