Thursday, April 20, 2006

Paternity Testing in Hollywood

Tom Cruise has some serious explaining to do. Maybe a Paternity test will help explain these Baby Photo's. Learn how Angelina Jolie adopted a baby from the L. Ron Hubbard society in Vietnam!


Did Tom Cruise use Scientology Mind Control to implant Julia Roberts with twin clones?

This Tom Cruise Baby Pic is best viewed by an Apple computer. Is this a miracle Moses Martin? Gwyneth's Chris should be asking Tom Cruise for a paternity test immediately.

5 comments:

Va Va Voom said...

Haha! That's great stuff! I knew Tom is everywhere these days, but this...

Jimbo Big Toe said...

Hmm... Excelent point, so Scientology is going the way of the Lutherans.

Sheila said...

This is hilarious, great blog! Im adding you to my bloglines

sharlet said...

Looks like scientology can do more than we imagined... :P

scLyin'tology said...

You should send these pictures to the National Enquirer at once! That is most definately front-page material.