Another ridiculous post by Plus Ultra

Plusultra has been spending so much time on the couch lately doing nothing but smoking cigarettes and eating ice cream, that obesity is well set-in.
Fungus is growing on his body and rotting animal carcasses litter the floor. This truly is the laziest man alive.

The smell in the room is not easily described with mere words, but if I had to try I would say it was closest to an extra terrestrial Mushroom factory.




The extreme lethargy has affected plusultra's mind as well as his body. He continues hallucinating strange eyeless creatures as the millions of souls screaming in his brain are all telling him Blog damn it, Blog.